i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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