I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
