I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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