Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i permit you to call me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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