It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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