She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
