Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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