I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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