we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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