My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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