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(413): View more from Massachusetts

his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.

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(214): View more from Texas

Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."

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(770): View more from Georgia

You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES

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(334): View more from Alabama

So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!

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