I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
