I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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