i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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