That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
MIDGETS
????
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
