Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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