is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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