Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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