He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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