Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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