I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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