When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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