Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I still have a little drunk in my system
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
