...so i touched it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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