I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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