No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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