Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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