69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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