Me too!
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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