Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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