what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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