Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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