sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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