In the future we'll all be gay
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
