I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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