sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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