In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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