I cockslap morals
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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