He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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