i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I AM VODKA MAN
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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