You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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