Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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