she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I want her autograph on my taint
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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