You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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