He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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