Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Apparently you make a good broom.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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