I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
This is the high leading the old right now
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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