I will die if light touches me.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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