I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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