it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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